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by Lachie Strummer - 20:58 on 20 July 2012

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Received a letter from the doc last week asking me to bring in a stool sample.

I sawed a couple of inches off the leg of an old milking one in the byre and took it in but he said that wasn’t what he meant.

Strimmerville

Grass cutting activity continues apace this week with the township buzzing to the sound of small internal combustion engines.

Operators can usually be seen clad in boiler suits that have seen better days, possibly last century, ear defenders, and plastic safety specs with all the transparency of frosted glass.

Summer

It’s been great to see the Jetstream being appreciated by those South of the Highland Line for a change.

We’ve kept it here, selfishly, for too long over the years, instead of giving our Southerly neighbours a wee shot.

Fifty Shades of Grey

I’ve never read this book but why are people so fascinated by it?

Wee Morag mentioned it recently and asked me if she could borrow a set of clamps.

When I asked what size she said ‘nipple size’. Eh?

Anyway, she’s away with a set of jump leads for the tractor.

She says she’ll bring them back on Monday.


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