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Fish, Duck, and Back

by Lachie Strummer - 09:53 on 08 August 2011
 
 
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Went out fishing on Saturday with ‘herself’.
Tried dropping a darrow about half a mile off the beacon, then went further out, but with little success.
I imagine when mackerel see my hooks appearing through the gloom they look at each other and burst out laughing;
‘Does that clown really think we’re going to fall for that trick again!’
‘Hi, you up there, piss off ! If you want fish go to a fishmonger!’
 

Duck

There seems to be a thief in our midst!
The khaki Campbell eggs are conspicuous by there absence the last few days.
These damn rooks need sorting out.
I know just the very man - Camuscross’s answer to Clint Eastwood - he’ll make your day!
Mink, foxes - even the occasional pheasant with a wee bit too much to say - have all been in this man’s sights over the years, and not lived to tell the tale!

 
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Anyway, it’s good to be back after this Summer’s gallivanting.
Good to get the old clothes on again and get horsed into the corned beef and tatties.
I’ll be back!

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