Cock-a-doodle-don't
by Lachie Strummer - 12:31 on 01 July 2011
Cock-a-doodle-don’t
Aye, the old Cruard cockerel’s a bit quiet these mornings.
I can only assume he’s getting fond of having a lie-in with the girls.
Oh, to be a cockerel!
Tennis
That time of year again when the World revolves around Wimbledon.
Summer’s just not Summer without the elegant Miss Sharapova and her orgasmic yelps.
You never get that kind of thing at the local indoor bowling club.
Not that I know of anyway.
Weed
There’s a heck of a lot of Hogweed around this year.
The old Ford 6610 is just the job when it comes to breaking the stalks and flattening it to the ground.
Try growing now ya bass!
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