Dolly
by Lachie Strummer - 18:02 on 08 June 2011
Dolly Parton
Now there’s a real woman! Well, they say most of her is real.
I’ve always loved that song she sings about a guy called Joseph who’s a wee bit on the thin side.
You know the one - Joe Lean.
Blue Crustaceans
Number 2 son returned from his creels this week with a big smile and a lobster in each hand.
You’ll all know what’s on the menu tonight at Strummer Towers.
Phone Call
Another of these untimely, unsolicited calls about energy bills today.
I had just come in for lunch, felt the need for a quick pee….. and then the phone rings.
One minute I’m standing there with my todger in my right hand, next minute some stranger’s asking me how much my last electricity bill was!
Give….me…..a……break!.
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