Dirty Weekend
by Lachie Strummer - 09:52 on 27 May 2011
Dirty Weekend
‘Dirty Weekend’ - what a horrible expression.
It sounds as if you’re planning to have sex in a sewage plant.
Blow
Aye, she’s been a bit fresh this week.
Put out an extra anchor on Sunday which was just as well.
If the good ship Swift had been damaged in Monday’s storm I’d have felt like a damned fool.
Half Cut
Managed to strim the archaeologist’s place last week between downpours.
It’s not the same quality of cut as you get with the mower, though.
It’s a bit like trying to shave with a pair if sheep shears.
Not Getting Laid
The latest batch of hens still haven’t ‘produced the goods’ as they say.
I gave them a real talking to on Tuesday.
I reminded them that they have responsibilities bearing in mind that I provide them with food, water and a roof over their heads.
They just don’t seem to give a toss.
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