by Lachie Strummer - 10:23 on 14 February 2011
'Herself' has decided recently that are buttocks just aren't big enough.
She's asked me my opinion but I've always been perfectly happy with what she's got down there.
She just won't be swayed though and has talked about going as far as Inverness to get some 'work' done on her posterior.
I suggested she gets at least 3 estimates for the job.
Failing that we've got some pig fat at the bottom of the freezer in the shed which we don't have any use for.
I'm willing to give it a go!
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