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Stornoway Coastguard

by Lachie Strummer - 08:25 on 10 February 2011

Coastguard Threat

I'm a bit concerned about the threat to all round cover being withdrawn from Stornoway Coastguard.

After 5pm I suspect we'll be put through to an anonymous call centre somewhere down South.

'You're through to UK Coastguard'

'If you're boat has hit a rock and rapidly taking on water please press 1'

'If you're up a mountain and totally lost in thick fog please press 2'

'If you're cow has fallen down a cliff and injured please press 3'

'You're call is important to us and we'll get back to you whenever we can'

'This call maybe recorded for training purposes'.


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