Pandas
by Lachie Strummer - 16:57 on 28 January 2011
The Private Parts of a Panda
According to a CNN news article ‘the length of an adult male panda's penis is about 3 centimeters (about 1.2 inches).’
I like the way they stipulate a male panda’s penis.
I suppose there must have been a shortage of news that day.
It makes you think though. Pandas are always portrayed as being extremely rare creatures on the verge of extinction.
I reckon there’s no shortage of them - they’re just too embarrassed to be seen in public!
Coppicing
The great Cruard winter coppicing continues.
If you go down to the woods today you might see a guy in an old Calmac jacket, bushman saw in hand, felling anything over 6 feet high.
Don’t be alarmed.
Calm
As the days get steadily longer and the good weather continues a young chap’s thoughts turn to………. getting his boat back in the water.
Her Winter overhaul now complete she’s ready for another season of maritime adventures.
We'll play it by ear as they say.
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