Comedians
by Lachie Strummer - 14:34 on 04 January 2011
Comedians
It may just be me, but it seems that every night on the telly this weather we’re greeted either by that Welsh midget Rob Bryden or that female colossus Jo Brand.
Isn’t it time for a new comic to step forward.
How about ‘Friday Night with George Osbourne’.
You have to admit, he’s one really funny guy!
With his financial innuendo, spending-cut gags, or his hilarious take on the importance of corporate growth he’s got to be the future of comedy!
He’ll be a hoot!
January
Another year kicks off the starting blocks!
I have to admit it was a great New Year.
I went easy, though, on the whisky intake to avoid the risk of a major chemical reaction taking place in my lower gut.
Escape
I’ve ordered a major investigation into security measures in the hens’ coop.
It seems that come first light they’re trooping round the garden as if they own the place!
They seem to think they qualify for some kind of day release.
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