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I Predict a Diet

by Lachie Strummer - 10:13 on 03 March 2010

 

I Predict a Diet
Aye, Talla Duisdale , 6.30, Wednesday evenings.
There’s been a whole lotta keepin’ fit goin’ on.
Women from all over Sleat shaking their booty!
Sorry, I’ll have to stop this I’m getting all excited........
 
Back Down to Earth
Took delivery last week of some early tatties from Portree.
 Sharpe’s Express and Duke of York this year.
I’ll probably stick them in the ground in early April.
We’ll see what comes up.
 
The World’s Most Unindependent Cat
Is there such a word as ‘unindependent’?
If there isn’t I’m using it anyway.
This flippin’ cat of ours could moan for Scotland.
You let it in the house – it moans.
You let it out – it moans.
You feed it – it moans.
You don’t feed it – you get the picture.
If anyone wants a decent set of Catgut fiddle strings give me a shout.....
 
 

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