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Turbo Sleeping

by Lachie Strummer - 14:14 on 30 November 2009

 

Turbo Sleeping
Aye, it must be great when you can shake off the numerous bugs doing the rounds these days.
The old boy up the top road seems to have cracked it.
He’s mastered the art of ‘turbo sleeping’, the ability to cram 3 nights worth of sleep into 1 night and wake up feeling as fit as a fiddle.
 
Going out with a Hairdresser
Have you ever gone out with a hairdresser?
An old mate of mine did in his student days in Edinburgh.
I remember meeting him for a pint and being somewhat surprised when he turned up with peroxide blonde hair.
Apparently the girl in question liked to practise her tonsorial skills on the bold boy whenever she got the chance.
‘Lachie, you should have seen me last week, I was purple!’ he told me.
Ah, student days......

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