Spuds, a large woman, and a book.
by Lachie Strummer - 13:48 on 26 July 2009
Potatoes
Started harvesting this year’s crop of earlies.
I tried Arran Pilots this year just for the sheer hell of it.
They seem quite good.
Air-tight Seal
Speaking of pilots reminds me of a recent crisis aboard an aircraft when a lady of ample proportions decided to use the toilet.
For reasons known only to herself she sat on the ‘bog’ with the seat lifted.
She then flushed before standing up and, due to the airtight seal she had created against the porcelain, was unable to budge!
Apparently the aircraft had to make an emergency landing to extricate her from the aforementioned piece of plumbing.
Metaphysical
I was in a book shop recently and a guy came in and asked if they had a metaphysical dictionary.
I couldn’t help wondering if such a book exists and, if so, on what level?
Comment from at 18:26 on 12 October 2009.
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Harry
From a wet 23 foot boat with Mrs, two daughters and large (wet) Lab, stuck in wet and windy Largs, Donald left heading for Skye 6hrs ago