by Lachie Strummer - 09:05 on 25 June 2009
Heard a report that there may be life on one of Saturn’s moons.
Before we start celebrating though, perhaps we should consider the possible sources of conflict this discovery could lead to.
Take the grazings rights, for example. How will they be divided up?
Which township gets the best bits?
I fear that one of these powerful Saasaig crofters could steal a march on the Camuscross and Duisdale boys.
What about affordable house sites? Will they be viable? Will Scottish Water agree?
We live in exciting times.
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