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Lost and found

by Lachie Strummer - 15:58 on 04 March 2009

 

 
Lost and Found
I was recently reminded of the story of a Saasaig crofter who hadn’t seen his beloved cat for a while.
Picture the scene.
 With the onset of Spring it was time to give the barn its annual clean-out.
 Empty feed bags, mouldy hay etc were duly discarded. Burst mooring buoys, cardboard boxes, rock-hard paintbrushes were all given the heave.
Eventually,  with the job almost complete,  just some heavy wooden planks leaning against the back wall required sorting out.
Just as the last 2 planks were lifted what came into view to his great surprise;
 one freeze-dried cat, well beyond the resurrection of the finest vet.
Flat as the proverbial pancake!
Sometimes 9 lives just aren’t enough.

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