Skip
by Lachie Strummer - 10:19 on 13 February 2009
Phone call
I phoned a guy at the council this week and asked if I could have a skip outside my gate.
'You can do cart-wheels round your effing croft for all I care, mate', he replied.
Cheeky, very cheeky.
Plastic
A story about my former shipmate 'Plastic', a Scalpay man.
In the ship's messroom Plastic asked if anybody knew what date it was. Someone pointed out that there was a newspaper lying on the table.
'Ach, this is no use boys', says Plastic, 'this is yesterdays!'
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