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by Lachie Strummer - 10:19 on 13 February 2009

Phone call

I phoned  a guy at the council this week and asked if I could have a skip outside my gate.

'You can do cart-wheels round your effing croft for all I care, mate', he replied.

Cheeky, very cheeky.

Plastic

A story about my former shipmate 'Plastic', a Scalpay man.

In the ship's messroom Plastic asked if anybody knew what date it was. Someone pointed out that there was a newspaper lying on the table.

'Ach, this is no use boys', says Plastic, 'this is yesterdays!'


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