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by Lachie Strummer - 15:07 on 05 November 2008

The hills are alive with the sound of mucus. One of these grim colds has struck me down.

I've been coughing up stuff normally only found at the bottom of Loch Baravaig.

Maybe a large Glenmorangie is called for by a roaring log fire.

Take care folks.

Comment from Murdo at 10:37 on 08 November 2008.

Bad luck, Lachie. A red flannel soaked in vinegar then spread with heated honey and placed over the chest at night will work wonders for your affliction. If not your bedclothes.

Best, Murdo

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