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by Lachie Strummer - 09:12 on 06 August 2008

I’m eagerly anticipating the Crofters Olympics in a couple of weeks time. The extreme wheelbarrowing sounds particularly enticing.

 I’m reminded about the story of the crofter who’s a bit bored with his sex life. After much pondering he suggests to his wife that they try the ‘wheelbarrow’ position.

After explaining that he stands upright,holds her by the ankles, and she has her hands on the ground she reluctantly agrees.

‘I’ll do it on one condition’, she says.

‘What’s that?’ he asks.

‘As long as we don’t go past my mother’s house!’

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